Day 4... 5... and a half... : Nothing But Water.

PICTURE NOT MINE

I was doing a thing they called water fasting. So nothing but water.

This wasn't planned, I just didn't have appetite the whole day the first day so when I was half way through, I decided to go all out on it.

I remember mocking this fast by jogging, but I got dizzy with just a few steps.

Lesson # 1 - DON'T JOG WHEN WATER FASTING 

Sometime between one or the other day, I remember having hallucinations during half awareness.

Lesson # 2 - DRINK BEFORE YOU SLEEP

Everything will start too look like food.

Lesson # 3 - DON'T WATCH COOK SHOWS!!

Good thing Jesus was all over television that everyone got distracted and didn't change channels.

Lesson # 4 -  DON'T DRINK TO MUCH

I remember drinking one to many glasses at a time that it almost felt like I was drowning. Its a strange feeling, so small sips.

Lesson # 5 -  A LITTLE PRAYER WONT HURT

Don't panic. your not going to die (or so i think) have a little faith. 

Other half of day 5 to follow.

Cya!

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An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away.

16 years ago I remember being in a short play. I was the Apple and I recall memorizing this 
very line. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." 

Irony is, I really hated apples -- the texture, the taste, the way it went down the throat and staying there even after a few glasses of water, ugh. 

Then... I watched Batman : The Dark Knight Rises... Not once.. Not twice... Maybe even more than that. I was stuck in a trance. I'm not sure what pulled me in... Maybe it was the darkness of it all, or the hopelessness . I don't know.

Or Maybe it was Christian Bale? Hmmm, prolly not, but I'm not that sure anymore, but I have to admit that the person behind the mask really is indeed quite interesting, aye?

I mean come on, its the focus, the conviction, the dedication that he puts into a role. Maybe it inspired me. Or maybe he's a little insane, but maybe so am I.

I mean, have you seen his transformation from 

this to this. 

What's creepy is that it goes the other way around. 

And all he ate were damned apples and a can of Tuna, sometimes only apples and coffee (black).

It's insane; it's crazy; it's dangerous. But i'll try this DIE-eth and document it, and maybe live afterwards and go around and brag about it *shrugs*

But why did it have to be apples? 

Maybe it's not the apples at all, I mean, losing weight, for a person like me it's an everyday thing. One must take risks; one must face its fears; one must battle its self, its cravings. It's a war, and apples wont kill me.

So we go back to the title. Will an Apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Let's find out.

Starting tomorrow.

Cya apples. 

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